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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Hattrick

It has been a long time since I write about hattrick. There are many reason why I've not write about it;



  1. Hattrick supporter expired
  2. Lost a little bit of interest
  3. Hattrick site darn slow
  4. Nothing interesting for me to check
  5. Got kicked out of 6yardcup(this is a pretty lame excuse)
  6. Players like to get kicked
  7. Playing against stupid teams with eye for balls legs
  8. Got flamed by the Malaysian hattrick community for trying to buy a player
  9. Team not improving
  10. Players improving but form dipping like crazy
  11. Lost interest
  12. (anything you can think of)

Oh my goodness, the list goes on and on. The one biggest most upsetting reason is reason no.7. There's is not a single line or rule in Hattrick that says we are not allowed to bid for a player. Obviously some smart fellah who claims to be so patriotic thinks so. Anyhow, hopefully that issue has been resolved and I can now bid freely without making enemies, or more enemies I shall have.

Since that day, the taste for Hattrick was a little sour. I don't log on as often, don't look forward to Fridays where the player's update shows or so forth. But surprisingly, my players have improved by leaps and bounds, just that the team is pretty much stagnant now, thanks to the sleepy head manager by the name of Jacob.

Okay, lets see how cool contact(that's my team) have improved. First of all, the player I bought 2 seasons ago, Aiman Wong, and training as a winger, seems to be getting pretty famous with the other teams. The number of injuries he's recording is amazing, minimum of 2 injuries per season, the longest being a 7 week layoff. Stupid hattrick engine, can't keep their darn hands off this player. Because of all the so called injuries, he's is now only an outstanding winger(was expecting him to be brilliant by now).

Another young winger by the name of Jiang Li Li has just surprised the club by turning titanic! Of course his performances of late has been, VERY DISSAPOINTING!

With the sales of Joe Seng Huat to his parent club, Real Alonacara(Daniel Loke), proves to be an eye opener. Seng Huat was seen performing magically in Real, performance we can never expect if he's in Contact. This proves how much players are opting for a move from the lowly cool contact. The eye opener is of course, time to change the club's name, maybe the team isn't cool enough to cope with the club's cool expectations...

With the sale of Joe, the club went hunting for a replacement, that is when all the trouble started with the Malaysian HT community. The player we targetted was involved in a conspiracy to be implanted to another Malaysian team, but then, here come contact lor, famous for causing all sorts of trouble, poke his nose into the "plan" and got fired left right centre. Because of that hor, have to go look for oversea player lor, found one handsome guy by the name of Louis Raybaudi-Massilia from dunno what masalah country. But once again, his performance? Dissapointing lar.

Whats worst is the number of injuries my players are picking up. Now, I have to make do with 3 players less, all recuperating from the countless tackles the opponents have been showering on them. In fact, our medical facilities are so good, Orestes was fined for commenting he doesn't want to continue playing. We cought him faking his injury thus there was a weeks deduction of pay, but of course this is private and confidential news, thus we cover it up with a plaster sign if you were to view it in Hattrick.

STUPID ESSIEN!!! Sorry, just heard news that Essien of Lyon is confirmed going to Chelsea. Aiyah those are the players with money flashing on both their eyes. Once again, money wins all...

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