Empress and her Eunuch

Well I'm sure everyone knows what's an Empress and what's an Eunuch, well I know you know but yet I would like to describe in detail for you guys.
There you go, defination of Empress;

1. The woman ruler of an empire.
2. The wife or widow of an emperor.

And next up is an Eunuch;

1. A castrated man

   employed as a harem attendant or as a functionary in certain Asian courts.

2. A man

   or boy

   whose testes

   are nonfunctioning or

   have been removed.

3. Informal. An ineffectual, powerless, or unmasculine man.

Okay now after thinking for a while, and relating to one of my EX-FRIEND (glad to call him EX FRIEND), I suddenly realize that the title, "Empress and her Eunuch" is not enough, so after thinking, another word is needed to aptly describe the so called "story", here goes

Dowager;

1. A widow who holds a title or property derived from her deceased husband.
2. An elderly woman of high social station.

Alrite, after modifications, the title should be "Empress Dowager and her Eunuch Toy". Alrite, please do not ask me to explain what's a toy ok?

Once upon a time in China during the something BC or what, there lived a happy man called, Mou Tam.Y. He had a good family life, and a good circle of friends who always stood up for him. End of story for Mou Tam.Y.

Next up, the empress called Empress Oh Sai.L who was suppose to be wearing sack cloth after the death of the Emperor, instead, she spotted Mou Tam.Y plucking some flowers nearby the palace, and immediately called for her guards to capture Mou Tam.Y and cought him they did with a guni sack. The empress was very fond of Mou Tam.Y but was a little bit agressive in her persuit and accidentally castrated one of Mou Tam's ball. This caused alot of pain and agony for Mou Tam, and of course with the help of his friends, managed to escape when the empress momentarily found herself a new "TOY" to persuit.

A rejuvinated Mou Tam lived on in spite of his "deformed" you know I know. But still, that scar of his imposed a HUGE FEAR of the empress. True enough, the empress dowager gave up on her persuit of her new toy and started a FULL SEARCH for Mou Tam.Y.

His friends and family tried their very best to protect him, but to no avail. There came a faithful day when he was once again cought in a guni sack.

Well, you might think that being someone the empress is fond of is suppose to be good new, hell NO! She ordered that all his family and friends be hung and mutilated, fed to birds coz she deem them the DEVIL! And a stumbling block to her relationship with him. Too bad they escaped but now had nothing to do with him (anyway this part is not so important).

To ensure loyalty of Mou Tam, the empress ordered that his other ball be castrated but that wan be left, u know I know again la. He had no choice but to perform dances and shows for her entertainment.

That's all for now, hope you guys can add more to this little story and expand it....